Knowing that we never got to celebrate Thanksgiving in the good ol' American fashion and knowing that I love that special day when we really get to feast... Rick went to the store and bought us a turkey. Not only that, Rick bought stuffing, gravy, green beans for the infamous green bean casserole and he even bought sparkling apple cider for toasting. He'd even set the table.
I came home from work today to his boasting that he had a surprise for me and that he'd finally done something right.
The turkey, however, was still sitting in the refrigerator, in its wrapper. All 22 lbs. of him.
Rick asked me how soon dinner would be ready.
Rick is not a well man.