While in Vegas, I did some looking around for some real estate. You see, I've been itching to buy some investment property and turn myself into a landlord. Yep, I'd be a good landlord.
Anyway, we found some. Some property caught my eye. It was a beautiful hotel and it was for sale and it's just right for me... and I wouldn't be at all scared to stay there.
And look what's right next door. That would be very convenient.
I'm sure all the bars on the windows are just for show.