Still on vacation and loving it, and finding myself glued to the TV like all good bums... I began to tire of "I Love Lucy" and handed the remote to Rick.
On tap today was "The View". Rick's favorite show.
Me? I've rarely seen it. It comes on while I'm at work so today I thought I'd check it out. And the topic today? Cheating on your husband/wife. Or fantisizing about doing so, anyway.
After a few minutes of watching and laughing along with Whoopie Goldberg and Elisabeth Hasselhoff and Joy Whats-her-name, I looked at Rick and said, "You know, I think you should have an affair. I give you my permission."
He pondered that for a moment and said, "I don't know anyone to have an affair with."
"Yeah, me either. We better not."