Rick: When are you going to do our taxes?
Kris: When are YOU going to do our taxes?
Rick: What? YOU always do our taxes.
Kris: I don't want to this year.
Rick: Well, I don't ever do our taxes.
Kris: I guess it's time to try.
Rick: How much time do we have?
Kris: About four weeks. And we have about six weeks worth of work to do to prepare.
Rick: What do you mean?
Kris: See that pile of papers over there? That's our filing. I've been collecting it for about a year. You need to get it all filed first. It should take you about six weeks.
Rick: What? Why didn't you file them?
Kris: Why didn't YOU file them?
Rick: Because YOU always do the taxes.
Kris: But YOU always do the filing.
Rick: No, I don't.
Kris: I know. That's why there's a year's worth of filing over there that'll take you six weeks to straighten out.
Rick: I better get started.
Rick: If I do the filing, will you do the taxes?
Kris: Maybe. 'Cept I need to see some progress. I don't believe you'll ever do the filing.
Rick: I'll take you to San Antonio....
Kris: I'll take you to the dentist....