Tuesday, March 10, 2009

What french fries will do to you...

Rick, who should not have salt, had salt. He not only ate french fries but he devoured a bunch of tortilla chips with some spinach dip... and then some more french fries. Rick threw all caution to the wind.

Rick has a fake hip and a fake knee and for some reason, salt likes to play with that leg... and cause that leg to swell at the ankle... at the mere mention of a french fry. Which Rick ate. Which Rick denied.

When I got home from work, I saw that huge, huge ankle and scolded him.

"RICK! Your ankle! Look at it! It's huge!"

And it was.

"It looks like you've got Elephantitus!"

"Nuh, uh. I haven't eaten any elephants."

And he mean't it.

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