Rick, who should not have salt, had salt. He not only ate french fries but he devoured a bunch of tortilla chips with some spinach dip... and then some more french fries. Rick threw all caution to the wind.
Rick has a fake hip and a fake knee and for some reason, salt likes to play with that leg... and cause that leg to swell at the ankle... at the mere mention of a french fry. Which Rick ate. Which Rick denied.
When I got home from work, I saw that huge, huge ankle and scolded him.
"RICK! Your ankle! Look at it! It's huge!"
And it was.
"It looks like you've got Elephantitus!"
"Nuh, uh. I haven't eaten any elephants."
And he mean't it.