the difference between my dog and cat

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Dog ponders his position in the home and is amazed -

"You feed me, you brush me, you pet me, you give me treats, you play with me, you buy me toys. Wow, you must be God!"

Cat ponders her position in the home and is amazed -

"You feed me, you pet me, you give me treats, you clean my litter box, you play with me, you buy me toys. Wow, I must be God!"
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