Even Steven

There’s nothing better than getting even with your daughter. Nothing.

Even though we are on a ship and there’s no place she can go that would get her lost, even though the ship is open all night and even though both of her parents were in bed at 3:00 am… it still was fun to call security to have them bring our daughter ‘home’. At 3:00 am. In the morning.

Elizabeth was brought to us (!) at 3:00 by two security guards who lectured her once they all got here.

That sure was fun. I don’t care if she is 18. I’ll always enjoy treating her like she’s 5.

She likes it, too. I’m sure.