All this time I thought I needed lotion. My skin seemed to be getting more… more… uh, loose. Or something like that.
I like to think I’ve lost a ton of weight, but I know better than that. I’ve lost a few pounds… but not enough to make my skin loose yet.
And then it hit me...
I have wrinkles.
Do you know any elephants missing any hands? Because I think I found them.