Monday, December 21, 2009

Breathe deep

I found something today that will bring amazing inner peace to your soul. And yes, it definitely works!

If you are looking for some calmness in your life during the hustle and bustle of this holiday season... look no further than the Oprah Show! Yes, we are all looking for a little less stress right now. And by following some simple advice that was heard on the show, you too can find that elusive inner peace.

Dr. Oz proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished... and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a half gallon of Dreyers French Vanilla ice cream, a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Percocet prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how great I feel right now.

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