Hang up and drive.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert…
MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and pinning the tail on the donkey - but I'd bet that everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
~ and speaking of alarm clocks... I ONLY HAVE TO SET MINE ONE MORE TIME!!!!