Wednesday morning conversation at my house:
Rick, it's 9:00. Do you want to go out to breakfast? Oh, wait. Don't you have someone coming to the house at 11:00?
Yes. And I need you to be here.
Why? Who is it?
The landscape guy.
Two hours later ~
Did the guy show up?
The landscape guy?
No. Was he due here?
You said he was coming at 11:00.
No, I didn't. YOU told me he was coming at 11:00.
Because YOU told me he was coming at 11:00.
I didn't say that. I thought you scheduled him.
I didn't schedule him. I don't even know him. I wouldn't know who to call. And I think our landscape is fine.
Then why did you want him to come at 11:00?
* blink blink *
Wanna go get some breakfast?
Sure. But what if the landscape guy comes?
I love this!
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