In four days I'll be wearing SPANX!

In four days I'll be leaving to go to my high school reunion. My 10th. Okay, my 20th. Okay, never mind.

I had always hoped to be thin by the time I went to my next reunion. 'Nuff said about that.

So, I've selected my clothes to wear very carefully. VERY CAREFULLY! Black. All black. Head to toe black. Maybe I'll look like I'm from Egypt and just have my eyes peek out of all that black cloth. Yeah, that's what I'll do.

Of course, no one will know it's me and then why go?

Anyway, I've been stressing over this... and decided to 'fess up on Facebook. Give everyone a head's up, sort of.

I posted:
Heading to my high school reunion this week. I'd like to lose 30 pounds first... I'll start Monday.

Fortunately a classmate, Cathy, posted this after me:
I will be there too....looking forward to seeing you Kris!! I'm starting my diet on Monday too...or maybe Tuesday...????

And even more fortunately, this was posted by my friend Karla:
I went to mine. It was a hoot! I'm sure I was one of the three biggest women there, but who cares!!! We all had fun!

Then this was posted:
OMG......Kris & Cathy you two crack me up.....looking forward to see you both!

And the best news of all? I just checked the weather.... it's supposed to rain.

Maybe I'll look thin under an umbrella!
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