Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Funny husband...

Rick called me today... and either he was in a wind tunnel or under the ocean... or maybe up on a mountain top. Either way, the reception wasn't quite what I would've liked.

He simply said, "What do you want for dinner tonight?"

But I heard, "garble, zizizi elelel WANT FROM JAREDS?"

I was pretty sure he wasn't buying me any chocolate diamonds, but you never know...

I said, "W H A T ????"

He said, "@@@@@ DILLER ***** ????"

I said, "Rick, I can't hear you when you're up in that tree."

I then heard him say, "OK... ky ky ky ky ... COMING HOME SPOON?"

"Rick? I'm having trouble hearing you."


Well, that came in loud and clear... however, just in case he had asked me if I wanted to move again, I said yes. I want to keep my options open.

"garble garble garble.... DANCE?"

"Rick, I can't hear you!!!!"

"OK, then. I said I need to go to Walgreens tonight. What time will you be home?"

"Well, I heard that... but I haven't heard much else!!"

"No problem! So... pipi npipin pipi... what time will you be happy? Because I need to go to Walgreens. Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle... *$*$*$ hihihi spppsppp"

"Can. You. Hear. Me?"

"Yes. You said you can't hear me."

"Right. So?"

"So what time are you going to be home? I need to pick up dinner, go to Walgreens and eat a Christmas tree."

Yep, I sure that's what he said...

And just in case he did... I'm having him skip his next Metamucil dose...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That is too funny to have been made up.