Here's something I've tried not to talk too much about lately...

... but I couldn't help myself today.

I googled my book.  I googled me. 

Google laughed.  Googled had never heard of me and, in fact, tried to correct my spelling.  I hate Google.

NO, I DID NOT MEAN   'kris keller kahle'.    Jeesh.

And just to show Google... I googled again.  

Google still had the last laugh.  Look what Google threw my way this time...

So, I went ahead and ordered the book in Swahili.  Why not?  Might make for a very interesting story!
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