... without even trying. Ah, such is life with Rick.
Today Rick announced that we were rich. Yep, RICH! Swimming in MONEY! Well, he just said we were rich. I added the rest.
Rick made that declaration because I get paid on the 20th of each month. And since today is the 23rd, well, I must've gotten paid and therefore we must be R I C H !!!!
I stared at him and stared at him. Then the question mark on my face made him glance at his watch again.
"Oh. It's not the 23rd. It's 23 minutes after 4. I... thought..."
Tomorrow we'll be learning our letters. Apparently telling time wasn't what Rick did best in kindergarten.