I had a little trouble getting to Tucson...

... and I wasn't really quite sure why.  I put everything into the computer just right, but kept getting a bill for an unbelievable cost!  Over $2300 just to fly out to take care of my baby girl.

I finally gave up on Southwest Airlines and found a better flight on American.

It wasn't till I got home and rechecked what I had done.  Uh, now I know.  I was never really headed to Tucson at all.  I was planning to star in a local production of Evita, I guess.  Real local.

Fortunately, my daughter's health wasn't dependent upon me getting to Rio or not.  And back.  Fortunately, I didn't like that price, either... otherwise I might still be in Rio, performing my little heart out on a stage, telling all the world not to cry for me.

Nor Argentina.
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