Part of my very important, top level job that I proudly hold is to ... shred. Yes, I shred paper. Lots of paper. Because paper needs to be shred. Because shredding paper is important. And shred paper is truly shred and gone, right? And no one can ever see what it was that you have just shred, right?
Unless ... the shredder just doesn't get it. Or the shredder, perhaps, is working for the other side?
This is what was left of some shredding that I did today. I found this on the floor, next to the shredder.
Yep. There's nothing securer than shred paper. Nothing.