Things heard from Rick's recliner in front of the TV

Kick the field goal, you dingbat!

I know.  You missed it.

Come here, come here.  Has Mommy fed you yet?

Are you waiting for someone?

KICK IT!  K I C K  I T !!!

Hello?

I have so much to do.  When will I find the time?

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Author's Comment ... Turn off the TV, fool.  You'll be amazed at all of the extra time you'll find!!
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