Pretty darn well, I think. I kept my New Years Resolution for last year ALL YEAR!
In January of 2012, I vowed to relax more, have more fun and just generally be nicer to people. I am proud to say that I kept all three, all year. Yes, I did. Even that third one. So shut up. SHUT UP, I DID, TOO!
It's okay for me to yell at you now. The year's over.
Now, as for this year? I have, yes ... I have, undertaken a new New Year's Resolution. I am going to lose some weight. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. (I figure if I say it loud enough and long enough my ears might actually hear it.)
Now, I know what you're thinking... That you know me only too well and there's no way that I could keep such a promise as this. SHUT UP, I WILL, TOO. I didn't say I was going to be nice this year. In fact, if I successfully stay on this diet you won't see me be nice for quite some time!
It's tough being thin and beautiful. Nice just isn't in my nature.