What exactly does it mean when you open up a fortune cookie ...
and there isn't a fortune inside?
a) I am not fortunate?
b) I can write my own future?
c) Six more weeks of winter?
d) Watch out for a dark figure in a black hooded cloak, carrying a sickle?
e) I get another cookie?
f) no fortune equals no calories?
g) Go back to bed and pull the covers over my head?
And that's what I did ... Yep. I got another cookie. One with no calories. Or at least one that contained invisible calories like the invisible fortune.