"No I most certainly was NOT researching Hawaiian hotels at Hotels.com for the last 10 minutes and no I most certainly did NOT find one at $129 per night."
I like how she thinks. I taught her to bargain hunt well.
This is what she found:
I happen to know better, though. I'm pretty sure this below is what my $129 per night would REALLY get me when I WOULD WANT TO GO to Hawaii ...
Nice beach, eh?
Go back to work, Elizabeth.