Actual conversation that took place in my closet this morning ...
"Rick, can you step out of the closet for a moment, so that I can get ready?"
"But I have to be at the doctor at 11:00."
"But I have to be at work at 8:00. Rick, you have four hours to get ready."
"Three and a half."
"What? Whatever. Please step out."
"I. HAVE. TO. BE. THERE. AT. 11:00."
"I get that. But since I have to be there at 8:00, could you give me a moment, FIRST?"
Rick left the closet, grumbling, and then grabbed his planner and his coat and his keys and headed to the car.
"Where are you going?"
"I told you. I have to be at the doctor's at 11:00."
We then headed to our one and only car and headed to my work, which, of course, I was now late to.
"You can pick me up at 4:30 today."
"If I'm back from the doctor ... You know, I have to be there at 11:00."