Saturday, February 11, 2017

i'm gonna be broke ...

... buying up all of these hot, hot properties!  Just kiddin'.  This one's only mildly hot.  Warm, even.  LUKEwarm.  Okay, cold.

But it appears to be hot in the real estate market.  It's gone from $40,000 to $140,000 in worth.  And where was I when it was being sold??  Hey, I want in on a deal like that?

So, here it is...

Built in 1951.  Much newer that the one in Oklahoma City.  That one was built, what, around the turn of the century?  The value has increased, though!  Oh wait, 1984.  No wonder the value has increased.  Duh.

So, Kris ... what's the significance here?

This is the very first house that Lancey took Janette to after he kidnapped her.  They stayed here for nearly a year.  You couldn't get me to live in that house for a year.  No porch.  

No pool, either.  Nope, I'm not staying there.  

Nice long driveway, too.  Lancey's got a thing for long driveways.  Oops, no backyard this time.  I can tell.  I can see right through to the street right behind them.

If anyone sees Lancey, please tell him to purchase some nicer homes, please.  Oh wait, these were rentals.  Okay, tell him to rent some prettier homes, please.

With pools.


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