But first, I need to fix up that porch. And the lawn ... we need a new lawn. And oh, those weeds.
Never mind, I'll fix up my own house instead. I hear we've had a few floods lately.
Zillow estimate of this house: $75,945.00
I'm gonna have to argue on that, though. This sentence is in the description of the house:
This home last sold for $20,900 in September 2008.
There's no way this little house increased in value by over $50,000 in just 9 short years. That's triple the price!
This is a single family home that contains 836 sq ft and was built in 1927. It contains 2 bedrooms and 1 bathroom.
The Zestimate for this house is $75,945, which has increased by $2,303 in the last 30 days. The Rent Zestimate for this home is $795/mo.
Hey, wait ... This house is a gold mine! Anyone else want in on it, too?? And I'm sure there're some bodies buried in the basement. What? No basement? Okay, the backyard, then. There IS a backyard. I see it.
Well, I don't actually see the backyard. I'm just imagining there is one. In case I resell the place to a lovely young couple with a child and a dog. And more bodies to bury.