Tuesday, February 7, 2017

real estate

If this house ever goes up for sale, I want first bid.  I would love to own a piece of my own history.

But first, I need to fix up that porch.  And the lawn ... we need a new lawn.  And oh, those weeds.

Never mind, I'll fix up my own house instead.  I hear we've had a few floods lately.


Zillow estimate of this house:  $75,945.00

I'm gonna have to argue on that, though.  This sentence is in the description of the house:

This home last sold for $20,900 in September 2008.

There's no way this little house increased in value by over $50,000 in just 9 short years.  That's triple the price!

This is a single family home that contains 836 sq ft and was built in 1927. It contains 2 bedrooms and 1 bathroom.  

The Zestimate for this house is $75,945, which has increased by $2,303 in the last 30 days. The Rent Zestimate for this home is $795/mo.

Hey, wait ... This house is a gold mine!  Anyone else want in on it, too??  And I'm sure there're some bodies buried in the basement.  What?  No basement?  Okay, the backyard, then.  There IS a backyard.  I see it.

Well, I don't actually see the backyard.  I'm just imagining there is one.  In case I resell the place to a lovely young couple with a child and a dog.  And more bodies to bury.


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