hello? hello?

I just had the oddest phone call.  (Of course I did.  Do I get any other kind?)

"Hi, this is Kris ..."

"Hi, this is Lexy from Empire and I understand you have some buckling in your new ..."

... followed by screaming.

... shrieking.

followed by another blood-curdling scream.

I kid you not.

Then the phone went dead.

With all of the school shootings lately and all of the gun control issues in the news right now ... I feared the worst.  I was truly left worrying about Lexy.  That scream was not a giggle, therefore this was not a joke.

Five minutes later, my phone rang again.  

"I am so sorry," Lexy said.   

I told her that I had been sitting here worried sick about her ...

She simply said, "I saw a bug."

Okay ....  

Ya' know, I like Lexy.  A girl after my own heart.

;)