I just had the oddest phone call. (Of course I did. Do I get any other kind?)
"Hi, this is Kris ..."
"Hi, this is Lexy from Empire and I understand you have some buckling in your new ..."
... followed by screaming.
followed by another blood-curdling scream.
I kid you not.
Then the phone went dead.
With all of the school shootings lately and all of the gun control issues in the news right now ... I feared the worst. I was truly left worrying about Lexy. That scream was not a giggle, therefore this was not a joke.
Five minutes later, my phone rang again.
"I am so sorry," Lexy said.
I told her that I had been sitting here worried sick about her ...
She simply said, "I saw a bug."
Ya' know, I like Lexy. A girl after my own heart.
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