Hey, I'm not so old... Guess who else is my age?
Someone very pretty and very stylish, has mastered every career known to man and excelled at each one, has a fabulous wardrobe, way too many shoes and has never been seen out of high heels.
She has gorgeous hair, an hourglass figure, and a corvette. What more could anyone want?
Yep, I'm in good company.
Too bad she never married...
You think she's ever had a colonscopy?