Instead I'm gonna post this. Just because I liked it.
The Economy Is So Bad...
that... CEO's are now playing miniature golf
Jewish women are marrying for love
Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.
HotWheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names
A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico
The most highly-paid job is now jury duty
People in Africa are donating money to Americans
Motel Six won't leave the light on