I am now officially old.
Checking out at Target, the man behind the counter looked up at me and said, "You look like somebody. Somebody famous."
Knowing that I happen to look like all kinds of people, I said, "Debby Boone? Lynda Carter? Blair on 'Facts of Life?' Honey West?" And the list is longer of people I've been told I look like, but you get the point.
"No, that older lady," he said. "Debbie Reynolds."
"No, wait. You look even more like Dinah Shore."
Both dead, mind you.
I thanked him, left and quickly drove home and climbed into bed. 'Cuz that's what old people do.