Monday, January 4, 2010

A little humor to start the New Year off with...

I have a question....

** If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea.... does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

** Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

** If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

** What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

** If mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

** Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?

** As income tax time approaches again, have you ever noticed that when you put the two words 'The' and'IRS' together, it spells 'THEIRS'?

Just sittin' around wonderin' a few things...

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