I have a question....
** If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea.... does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
** Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
** If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
** What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
** If mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
** Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?
** As income tax time approaches again, have you ever noticed that when you put the two words 'The' and'IRS' together, it spells 'THEIRS'?
Just sittin' around wonderin' a few things...