Monday, April 12, 2010


Rick? What's that horrible smell?

I dunno. Where?

Near you. It's following you. In fact, go away. FAR away from me.

What does it smell like?

A toilet.

Oh. That's probably because I found my watch in the toilet this morning. Not sure how it got there... I must've had a wild night.

So, the watch was removed and the smell went away...


... we went out to breakfast on the first morning of my vacation.

Rick!!!! That smell is back!!!!

Well, I washed my watch.

How well did you wash it?

I rinsed it off.

Uh, Rick? Is it waterproof?

Well, no.

Your STINKIN' watch is carrying some toilet water with it! Just look at the dial... (which was clouded with water spots)

Yeah, I guess you're right. It looks like some water got inside. It probably doesn't keep the right time now, either.

Actually, it DOES keep the right time. It's TIME TO GET A NEW WATCH!

Or a new Rick. One that doesn't just pull his watch out of the toilet and think all is well.

Or one that doesn't keep his watches in the toilet.

I'm thinkin' it's probably time to trade them both in...

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