Yep, stressed. This home buying process is just a-wearin' me down.
So much so that I decided to plan a trip to Hawaii. I knew I'd feel better after I pretended I was on the Hawaiian islands.
And I needed this purty little hotel here. This tiny little thing. Yeah, that would definitely make me feel good. A Westin.
Just one problem. I got even more stressed when I looked at the photos of the Westin. I couldn't figure out if I wanted a room view or a looby view.
I mean, a looby view... now I'd never seen one of those before.
Bet you hadn't either.
Gotta tell you though... I did discover a way to put an end to my stress. I just need to buy this house:
Check out the number of bedrooms.... 50! Yeah, that would put an end to my stress.
Although with only four bathrooms, uh, all 50 of us might have a problem if someone needed to tinkle quickly.
Okay, that might create some stress. So, I'll take the Hawaii trip. Looby view and all.