Rick: Have you seen my pants?
Me: Which ones?
Rick: The Denny's.
Me: The Denny's?
Rick: I mean, the Dickens.
Me: As in Charles?
Me: Never mind. What do they look like?
Rick: You know. The ones I always wear... my Dockies.
Me: Give up.
Rick: My pants!! Okay, my PANTS!
Me: Just call them jeans, Rick.
Rick: But they're not jeans. They're formal.
Me: Dockies are formal? I never knew.
Rick: Oh, shut up and tell me where my pants are.
Me: They're in the closet. Your DOCKERS are in the closet.
Rick: That's not what they're called...
And I think it's time for me to buy this shirt for Rick. Dockie men need to know that they are MAN.