Actually, this is MY life. Lately. Seriously.
I've been speeding along on this non-ending treadmil and I can't seem to find my way off. If only I could let this little kitten know... TO GET OFF NOW... while he still can.
If only I looked as good as him while doing it...
If only could drop ten pounds while doing it...
If only I wasn't on this wrong-way escalator.
Hey, I know...
I'll just turn around and slide down.
Why didn't I think of that before?