Thursday, May 26, 2011

Finally, I can sleep now

For years and years and years.... I've had a question.  A burning question.  And I finally have my answer.  You can't even begin to imagine how much this means to me.  Seriously!  No, seriously. 

Okay, shut up.  You don't believe me, right?

Well, nevertheless.

I firmly believe that if you have a question you should... go right to the source of course, of course. 

And so I did.

Two whole people liked my question.  Yea, me! 

Two more people will sleep better tonight!
Yes, the most burning question
         I've ever needed answered, got answered.
By the source, of course.

It's awesome to know a celebrity.
Even if you don't really know the celebrity.
But just having the most important question on earth ...
 was obviously enough for her to sit up and take notice.
It certainly was enough for me!

I will rest easier tonight.

AND .... Because my question was so earth-shattering, so very, very important
and so timely with all of the world's current events ... my burning question was
put up on Facebook for all the world to see.  'Cuz all the world needed to know. 

Yes, they did.

122 people liked my question and 51 felt compelled to comment on it.

So, see?  It was powerful!  I've now touched more than just the
two itty bitty people who first thought I had a good question. 

Now I have an awesome question!

And you know what?  Because it was so important ...
        my question then made TWITTER!

And THAT'S big time!

No really.

Either way, I shall sleep easier tonight.

So will the rest of America.

P.S.  I apologize for my ads on the right hand side jamming into the text. 
I just couldn't give you smaller photos.  I didn't want you to
have to pull out a magnifying glass to read my awesome question ...

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