Call me crazy, but I didn't know inanimate objects could take a vacation. Is ebay an inanimate object? I guess we'll know in 11 days. I wonder where ebay is going. I wonder if it bid on one of its own auctions. I wonder if it won.
I guess it did ... or else it wouldn't be going. I guess.
What I'm really wondering is WHY it needs a vacation. We're the ones doing all the work.
I just don't get it. How can ebay go on vacation and I can't. 'Tain't fair.
Of course, I do have three months off... and two trips planned in the duration. But then I work hard. On ebay.