By the way

I asked my new friend Carol what would happen if I did eat red meat anyway...

She painted a picture for me.

If not this:

then this...

BUT if this:

then this....

My friend Carol does not mince words. 

But what Carol doesn't know is that the casket will be filled with glorious red meat!  Tons and tons of red meat!  I'm not going down without my cow friends!

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