This conversation just took place between myself and my cronies in Fresno and Mississippi ... and it pretty much describes how a typical day goes for me.
Fresno 1: I’m gonna go watch a movie, anyone want to join me? hehehe
Fresno 2: What movie?
Fresno 1: Safe house… good movie. So is man on a ledge
Texas: What's a movie...?
Fresno 2: Quick! get that woman to a theater "STAT"
Texas: I saw Mary Poppins once. That was a movie, I think.
Mississippi: What's a theater....?
Fresno 2: Big building with rows of seats & a large screen where moving, talking pictures are projected.
Mississippi: Oh, ok...... sounds a lot like a picture show. I used to go to those when I was a kid and you could get in for just 25 cents until you turned 13, then it costs 50 cents for a ticket.
Fresno 2: Same thing...almost
Texas: Billy, did you see Mary Poppins, too?
Mississippi: Not in a long time. Why? Was she here in Mississippi recently?
Texas: I wonder if they still have popcorn there.
Mississippi: Hopefully they've swept up since then.