This does not a happy girl make

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Okay, really?  An AARP discount?  I'm not even a member.  Plus I pride myself on looking 21.  Plus I did not ask for this discount.

Somehow I just don't think that Denny's gets how important it is to me to look 21.

Sheesh.

But thanks.  I always like to get $3.81 off of my bill!
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