Give up?
Okay, I walked into the ladies restroom at the mall ... and wondered why so many men were in there. Yes, I did.
Know what my brain did? It screamed and ran out. It knew something I didn't know. It knew that I was definitely not in the room that I thought I was in. My eyes, however, just stared and wondered what the heck was wrong with this picture. Fortunately, they didn't see anything awful, but they did see a blur of men ... and they knew that something was terribly wrong.
Know what I noticed in my escapades? That the woman on the woman's restroom sign is wearing a superhero cape. Ever noticed it? Men don't have capes on, just the women. And honestly, haven't we always known it to be true? That cape just seems to fit.
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See? She's wearing a cape. The better to fly right out of the wrong bathroom with.
Sigh. Only me.
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