Gotta tell you, I've been thinking about what true fame is and I've only been able to come up with one thing:
Jody Dean (DJ): Go to KLUV.com/wedding video and watch it ... share it with your friends, like our Facebook page, too. You'll really enjoy this ... and you'll also get to hear the line of the morning. I think this might've been the moment of the wedding this past Friday. Do you know which one I'm talking about?
Rebekah Black (DJ): I don't.
Jody Dean: This one, where Rebekah was outside, ten feet away from us, on the red carpet ... and issued this:
Rebekah: "We're gonna talk to Kris and I'm going to ask the question I've always wanted to ask on a red carpet ... 'Kris, who are you wearing?' "
Kris: Who am I wearing? How sad, I'm wearing 'Dillards.'
Jody Dean: Dillards!!
David Rancken (DJ): Dillards never looked better!
Whew. That could've gone so wrong.
By the way, for my California friends ... Dillards is the equivalent of the old Broadway stores. Or Mervyn's. Or Pic 'n' Save. Take your pick.
Know what was actually more of a shining moment? My name... my name!... my little name was mentioned in the same sentence as Miley Cyrus'. Thank you very much. I've achieved all I need to now.
P.S. If you wanna see the idiot who spoke those goofy words... check this out:
Fortunately, it opens with that line. I would never make you sit through those excruciating five minutes again. No really. No. Really. Unless you want to.