My adorable husband was given the task of having dinner ready for me tonight. And, my adorable husband didn't. No surprise there. But I called him on it and persisted in asking him to make the dinner.
30 minutes passed and there was very little creating going on in the kitchen. Finally I inquired as to his progress. "So what's for dinner?"
No, I didn't want bologna. But never fear, no dinner ever happened anyway. Dancing With The Stars had come on and bologna was soon forgotten about.
Moral of the story: Give it up. No one's going to cook for you. Not even bologna.
M & Ms won, instead.