I ... um ... forgot something. Flight attendants would never forget this. Seasoned travelers who've traveled all over the world would never forget this. I should never forget this.
I have no ride to the airport.
Oh, well. I sailed around the world. We didn't need cars on that boat. Nor shuttles.
I have no ride home from the airport, either.
I best find me a boat. Well, it IS Texas after all. Home of the all-water-front homes due to all of the rain.
Now, if I just had a paddle.