Thursday, July 9, 2015

i've learned to spel Manila ...

This is the letter, the email that I apparently sent out to everyone in my contact list.  Yep, sounds just like me.   In fact, my buddy Lynn thought I'd really sent this out.  Oh, she didn't believe the email at all, but she was just sure that it came from my little head, my little mind.

Nah, it didn't.  I'm actually not smart enough to think it all up.  In fact, I didn't even know that Manila was IN the Philippines.  I thought it was a separate country.  See how dumb I am?  I've also learned that there's two Ps in Philippines.  Wait, there's three.

By the way, I also would've put my bank account info.  I'm at least that smart...

You know ... now that I look at it closer, that's not my grammar.    And what's with "on the way to the hotel I stayed"???  Someone left out a word.  And NO, IT WASN'T ME!   I would never do.

"when I make payment" should be "when I make THE payment" or "when I make A payment."  Didn't this clown go to the 5th grade.  Oh, that's right.  It's Manila.  Maybe they don't have the 5th grade there.

And what's this LOAN jazz?  I stink at repaying loans.

And finally, what I'm most baffled at is this ... WHY did this email go to the Junk file?  THANKS, Brandy ... 

Just kiddin', Girl!

Next up, California.  Remind me to tell you about the terrorist on my plane.


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