Lately I can't hold onto anything. Just when I needed it most, I misplaced my keys and my driver's license. You need those things to drive to the airport and then board a plane. GOOD THING my passport was current ... although that didn't solve the key problem.
So, I did get to go to California ... but I couldn't rent a car. I was dependent on Elizabeth for my transportation there. Well, that's not exactly true ... I TOTALLY drove all around the state, but I was an illegal driver. Yep, I was. And I drove from one end of the state to the other, too.
AND, while there, I managed to lose a purse and my favorite sunglasses. My favorite sunglasses were in my favorite glasses case, too. All gone.
Returned home and two of my favorite blouses have disappeared.
Yesterday I carried some Christmas letter paper downstairs ... and lost it almost immediately. So, I had one more pack of the paper ... and I went upstairs and retrieved it ... and brought it to work with me this morning.
Gone. Gone before I even set foot into my office.
G O O D G R I E F!!!!
I think that dang Elf on the Shelf is busy at work in my house.
Or in my head.
'Cept, I think I lost her, too.