So, what've you learned in the last three days, Kris?
1) Broken feet hurt.
You broke your foot, Kris?
2) Walking can break your foot.
You walked... simply walked... and broke your foot?
3) People will never believe that you broke your foot simply by just walking.
4) Homemade pizza isn't very good. Even if your husband tries to tell you it is. You still know better.
5) A New Year's Resolution to clean out your closet only works if you actually enter your closet.
6) A New Year's Resolution to diet only works if you don't make homemade pizza.
7) A New Year's Resolution to diet only works if you get rid of all the Christmas candy.
8) A New Year's Resolution to diet doesn't work if you get rid of all the Christmas candy by eating it. Well, somebody had to do it.
9) I guess I haven't learned a thing in the last 3 days.
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