Sitting in a courtroom this morning, doing something I've never done before ... evicting my tenant. I thought this would be quick and easy. Instead I'm surrounded by hundreds of people all evicting their renters. It's a profitable day in court. I hope.
Sitting a few feet away from me is MY tenant.
All I can think about is WHY DIDNT I WATCH MORE JUDGE JUDY? No ... I was too busy watching Forensic Files.
Good thing I know where to hide bodies, though. I just may need it today.
Ya never know ...