Dear ol' dad. He's knows it was immoral. So, what's the problem?
Oh, this would be the problem. Not guilty. Wait, didn't he just say...
Coerced. Love it. Earlier he said he was not coerced at all. Dad, Dad, Dad ...
See, NOT coerced. He said so, himself.
And he admits he did wrong. He's an upstanding guy. Yep, he is.
Can you please lower the sentence? 5 years is too severe.
But didn't he just say....?
Nope, he didn't. 'Cuz no crime exists here. He can prove it. So much for being that upstanding guy.
And remember how he wasn't coerced? Suddenly he was.
Hey, I have connections! Maybe I CAN get him a stint on COPS. Why not? He's already got the dialogue down pat.