Well I did, but I didn't.
My second job, three nights a week, is that of a security guard. At various Frisco venues. Do I like it? Yes and no. I like being a security guard and bossing people around ... and I like my coworkers. And I like bossing my coworkers around.
And I like all of the shows that I work up in Oklahoma, too. I like the dinner they feed me up there, 'cuz I love pizza.
But what I don't particularly love ... is when my equipment fails. Malfunctions. Dies. Kaput. And last night it did. The wand that I use to
And so I had to. And so I did.
I spent two hours "wanding" basketball patrons before they could enter the stadium and I had to look like it mattered. I had to pretend like it was beeping if something suspicious "alerted." A coworker (remember, I like my coworkers) kept trying to make me laugh by making beeping noises behind me. I no longer like my coworker. I no longer like my job. I'm going to Hollywood instead. Because if I can pull that off ... AND I DID ... I am the greatest actress that ever lived.
I even caught a knife in someone's pocket.
Now THAT'S really good acting!