Saturday, February 3, 2018


Rick is in so much pain today that we knew we had to call the doctor for advice.

"Is there any oozing or leaking at the surgery site?" he asked.

Um, well, um ...   I actually didn't know I was supposed to be changing his dressing.  I actually didn't even think of it.   So, naturally, I HAVE NO IDEA! 

Well, how was I supposed to know that I had to do such awful work!  I don't want to see that, ESPECIALLY if it's leaking and oozing.

And, um, can't Rick do that?  Never mind that he can't see back there.  Or reach back there.

So, um, I told the doctor no, it was not leaking or oozing.  Well, if I can't see it, it ain't happening.

Shut up.

Maybe the cat can do it.  She's pretty flexible.


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