Do I owe the IRS? Yes.
A lot? Yes sirree Bob.
Wanna take a guess how much?
I asked my sister in law that question. Her answer - "$5,000?"
Try this amount and tell me if you've ever known ANYONE to owe this amount.
How much was that again???????
Oh, relax... I have a long time to pay this off.
What is that? Two weeks? No sweat. I'll just hold a garage sale.
What steps should I take? You mean besides a very long walk off a short pier? Or several steps off of an 8 story balcony?
Uh, what was that figure again?
Gee, I just keep thinking that there's been a mistake made. Do ya think?
And if not? I guess I can always sell Rick's Valentine's Day present...